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post #31 of 121
10/13/08 at 6:44pm
let her do what she does and thank god that you have a free booty show at work. go rub one off in the bathroom if you need to.
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post #32 of 121
10/14/08 at 6:26am
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Originally Posted by grundletaint View Post
let her do what she does and thank god that you have a free booty show at work. go rub one off in the bathroom if you need to.

sage advice!

Why isn't this a poll?

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Should I...?

1. Bang her
2. Don't bang her
3. Edmorel her
4. Continue banging Anne Hathaway instead
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post #33 of 121
10/14/08 at 8:28am
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Originally Posted by JLibourel View Post
A woman coming on that strong sounds very, very weird to me. I had my fair share of experience with the opposite sex over the years (maybe more than my fair share), and nothing like that has ever happened to me. I would be very suspicious that she had an agenda--setting you and the company up for a sexual harrassment complaint--or that she's just plain nutty. Wild and crazy women can be fun for brief flings, but the fact she's a co-worker would suggest extreme caution.

+1

And she probably has a disease that would make your dick fall off
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post #34 of 121
10/14/08 at 9:02am
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+1

And she probably has a disease that would make your dick fall off

Where is your sense of adventure??? Did Columbus let the risk of disease stop him from exploring? There can be great times had by exploring "territory" that is likely already extremely "well explored".
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post #35 of 121
10/14/08 at 9:25am
Come on, if you feel uncomfortable with what she does, tell her you're gay.

If you don't feel uncomfortable with what she is doing, tell her you need some sexy pictures of her to show to your good buddies on SF, so that they can advise you on what to do next.
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post #36 of 121
10/14/08 at 9:41am
dude if she is not that hot there is no reason to risk you career. more than half the people on this planet have pussies.
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post #37 of 121
10/14/08 at 10:01am
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What would you do and if the answer is to "not dip the pen in the company ink", how would you nicely tell her to tone things down?
You don't tell her. You get someone in HR or another female coworker of higher rank to explain that she needs to tone it down.
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post #38 of 121
10/14/08 at 10:37am
If you're sleeping with one or more of her friends start banging them like there's no tomorrow. Be creative and give them the best sex possible. If you're into it, go down on them for 15 min. and have them orgasm 3-4 times; flip them like a pancake. Don't go wild all of a sudden but build up over time. They'll love the fact that you're so into them.

Girls talk about sex more than guys and her friends will tell her how great you are. She'll want you even more and when the time come you'll have a great three-way. Or else you'll be so spent from being with her friends that you can just enjoy watching her throw herself at you more each week.
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post #39 of 121
10/14/08 at 11:14am
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7)... then told me she is better in bed than her friend.

How can she know?
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post #40 of 121
10/14/08 at 11:21am
Introduce nuclear material.
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post #41 of 121
10/14/08 at 11:31am
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As for a few more things that she has said, she saw one day that I wear American Apparel Underwear, she commented on how she likes a guy who can wear coloured underwear, she now asks me on a regular basis what colour my underwear are.
Hell..yeah..
a couple girl friends play this game with me, they have a 1 in 13 chance of winning
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post #42 of 121
10/14/08 at 11:53am
Been there..done that. In the grand scheme of things if you are very career centered at this company I would stay clear away. Allow the tension to continue, but don't act on it. One piece of ass isn't worth it blowing up in your face.
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post #43 of 121
10/14/08 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by mr.loverman View Post
...more than half the people on this planet have pussies.
I never thought of it in this way before...
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post #44 of 121
10/14/08 at 12:29pm
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Been there..done that. In the grand scheme of things if you are very career centered at this company I would stay clear away. Allow the tension to continue, but don't act on it. One piece of ass isn't worth it blowing up in your face.

But it is worth blowing up in her face. Zoom, zoom zoom.

I think you should post a picture and then we will decide if it's worth it.
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post #45 of 121
10/14/08 at 7:30pm
can someone kindly explain to me what an "edmorel her" is?
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