Originally Posted by edmorel
Originally Posted by sugarbutch
Ed, it's tough to uphold standards. You're doing god's work.
well, in all honesty I gave him a bit of leeway. I didn't mention the small green asparagus spears on the white asparagus are not all pointing the same way
They symbolize the swaying of the stalks in Provençal fields; sun-drenched, lavender-flecked, almost Japanesely magical.
/attempt at Chuckian prose. My head hurts