Avocado is pretty good cooked. Pit an avocado and leave it in the peel, throw some Comte in the middle and a little to cover the top with a little salt and pepper and then broil it til the cheese begins to brown a bit. It's pretty good drunk food.
It's not cooked. Just quartered, thinly sliced, and layered on parchment paper in a sous vide bag to prevent oxidation. When you want to make it, you just cut open one side of the bag, remove the parchment, spoon the salad down the middle, and use the other side of the bag to roll, sort of like a sushi mat.
The other day I went to the Robot Restaurant in Shinjuku - for $40 I got an hour long show of about 25 girls in bikinis performing a dance show based on a robot war theme. They played drums, they waved their asses and tits in everybody's faces, they straddled the cannons on fake tanks, they came down the aisle on a fake biplane, and then 4 of them manned 11-foot robots and faux-battled each other - a bento was given but it looked sad, and can beer was sold on the side. Afterward, the final sell was a cheap cabaret club with one door that led to an enormous hall with like 100 girls in bikinis waiting around to serve drinks and talk to customers. After the cabaret club finished up and all the dancers made a procession on the way out, my wife ordered all of them to rub their boobs in my face. So that's what I ate on Tuesday.