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what's wrong with deep dish? it's disgustingly delicious (as long as it's not from uno's)
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what's wrong with deep dish? it's disgustingly delicious (as long as it's not from uno's)
Deep dish is disgusting. Matt, you should try cooking your deep dish with veg for around ten minutes or so.
but uno's (the original one in chitown) pizza dough/bread/crust is just plain gross. it's too plain or something and the texture is offputting
No, sorry, you have had this explained to you a number of different ways, ranging from scientific to experiential to authoritative. You have rejected them all out of sheer stubbornness.
What is very plain to me is that your frequent professions that "I know I have a lot to learn, I am just trying to get better" are BS. You say that because you know it is the right thing to say, like what Crash Davis tutored Nuke Lalouche to say once he got to the show. You don't actually believe a word of it. You think you know everything and are already Top Chef and when challenged you fall back on the same sarcastic trope that every argumentative Netzian uses "Ooh, sorry I have insulted one of the web gods, pardon my lese mageste."
Then usually a meltdown follows. At least you have avoided that this time, which is progress.
Extra points for a post that contains both a Bull Durham reference and old French law based on the ancient concept of not offending the royalty.
Didn't get the French reference but +fucking1 on the Bull Durham. He even spelled Nuke right!
dude, you really expected Manton to misspell "nuke"??
This happens with all deep dish. Either that or they try to make that flaky buttery pie crust style and it isn't strong enough to hold the 17.7 pounds of ****** ingredients they toss in there. See, like I said, with deep dish there is no good option.
This, and the usefulness of beautifully cut lemon spikeys are the two things on which Midas Matt and I will never agree.
Deep dish is disgusting. Matt, you should try cooking your deep dish with veg for around ten minutes or so.