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post #31 of 161
give her the ol' hathaway
post #32 of 161
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post
Why would you call a girl when you could send her a text?

bitches love smiley faces
post #33 of 161
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
No, not this time. I will remind her I have a dick, I will not talk about the West Side Story revival, and I won't ask if her "eccentric" East Village-dwelling brother is single.

I am swinging for the fences! Onward to glory! No surrender! The Connepimp has nothing to lose.

That is the right goddamned attitude sir. You're gonna go out with her, you're gonna have a good time, you're not going to start climbing the friendship ladder with her, and after another date or two you're gonna bang this chick.

Hell, you might even actually start a relationship with her. Who knows.

Naysayers be damned, SF is with you!
post #34 of 161
Wait, isn't Conne gay?
post #35 of 161
Chipotle? Really?
post #36 of 161
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Originally Posted by ama View Post
Chipotle? Really?

Normally I would respond with a "step up yo game, son", but they're both undergrads and this was part of their initial connection (even though I have no idea how overpriced, sub-par Mexican is something to have a conversation about). Reasonable 1st date.
post #37 of 161
Did you tell her why you went to Chicago?
post #38 of 161
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This has the makings of the best thread ever. Go Conne go!

+1

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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
...Listen first, speak when it's safe. Reveal nothing unusual about yourself other that what she already knows: you're a horny college student.

Excellent advice!

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oh god youre not going to cockslap another one are you?

post #39 of 161
watch the movie swingers a couple of times and you'll know what to do. I have a friend we call "The King" who, for a fee, can guide you through an entire date via a cell phone blue tooth ear piece. Money well spent...
post #40 of 161
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Did you tell her why you went to Chicago?

Shhhh. That part isn't important.
post #41 of 161
We are all ignoring the obvious question:

Who bought Conne his bus ticket?
post #42 of 161
Thread Starter 
Ah craaaaap! She's a dyke and just wants to be my friend!
post #43 of 161
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Ah craaaaap! She's a dyke and just wants to be my friend!




Ohhhhhhh how beautiful life is.
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post #45 of 161
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Ah craaaaap! She's a dyke and just wants to be my friend!

What does that say about you? Attracting lesbians. She probably thought you were one too.
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