Originally Posted by appolyon
This here is my vote for an edmorel dating advice thread. Sorry LK.
Dear edmorel, My g/f is sort of shy and reserved. Is there any way I can help her open up? Signed, LuvHer in LaCrosse LaCrosse Loser: You need to reposition her. Forget about tackling this situation head-on. Focus on the backdoor, and sneak up on it. For best results you'll want to bend her over a heavily upholstered armchair, preferably something heavy enough that it doesn't slide all over the floor under you. Once you've got her bent over, toss a gob of spit around her asshole and slide a couple of your fingers around the rim for awhile. She'll be begging for it in under a minute. If she's not open enough by now, well, I'd suggest you just slam the old salami home, hammer away on her 'til you're spent, then laugh at her and move on. She's just not your type.