How to Not Get Caught Cheating?

-1 for garbage quote in sig.

spend weekends with the girlfriend, mess around on weekdays

Make sure they don't know each other but if they do, make sure that one or both would have just as much to lose as you if things were to become shitty. And wearing some sort of robe seems to help.

One way is to not cheat. Just sayin'.

Truth. Cheating on someone is bullshit. Either you respect and care for someone or you don't. If you want something more than what you've got - go find it... but don't fuck around, lie, and be selfish to try and keep something you don't deserve.

I highly recommend cheating with another species. So far, I haven't met any animals that give away secrets.

There was a farmer whose three prized pigs stopped eating. After a lengthy examination, the vet told the farmer that these pigs needed a good shagging, and that the farmer should conduct said shagging each morning for the next week.

So each morning for a week, the farmer fed the chickens, milked the cows, and took his three pigs to a nearby field and shagged each one of them. By Saturday the farmer was dead tired. As he lay in bed he asked his wife if the pigs had eaten yet. She replied "No, they're in the truck and honking the horn."

+100 I believe you are both true Gentlemen.

Not purposefully trying to insult anyone or anything, its just a rather sore issue for me right now. I've cheated before... but that was a whole lifetime ago, and i regret it. It just isn't worth it. If you feel compelled to cheat and hide it from your s/o then there's something rotten in your relationship and lying about it and complicating matters only makes shit worse.

nice Tokyo.

i like you, man.

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True story: I had been dating the woman who would become Mrs. Thomas for around six months when she went into the hospital for a test. They ended up nearly killing her and kept her for four months. I went to see her pretty well every day (twice a day on weekends), and around a month into her stay it occurred to me that it was very unlike me to be this devoted.

Our ten-year anniversay is this month.