They're all insane. The first one is most wearable - big statement, but way cool for a summer evening event I'd say. I like the last one, too, more of a smoking jacket but really fun if you're feeling bold, maybe for a more "gentlemen's club" kind of scenario, but what the heck! It's an extraordinary thing. Number two is just a bit ugly - teddy boy special.
Yeah, I figured. I didn't think the second one was too loud though. Teddy boy special? What is that? Clothing derived from 'fancy boy wear'?