Hilarious - tape of LBJ ordering custom pants

zjpj83 · Jan 23, 2005

He belches and discusses his "nuts clearance" and "bunghole." "Mah money and mah knife falls out" - the guy's carrying a kinfe around the White House The whole thing is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. The tape

BarePaw · Jan 23, 2005

"It's just like riding a wire fence". - Hilarious.

Horace · Jan 23, 2005

He belches and discusses his "nuts clearance" and "bunghole." Â "Mah money and mah knife falls out" - the guy's carrying a kinfe around the White House The whole thing is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. The tape

I heard that spot on the radio when it was released. If you really want to hear some crazy things, read the memoir by Johnson's driver. I think it might be called Black & White on Capitol Hill.

Stu · Jan 23, 2005

Apparently when LBJ was in office he installed some sort of alarm system so that in case he was, uh, entertaining a young woman on the Oval Office desk his people could alert him that Lady Bird was coming.

HORNS · Aug 29, 2008

Sorry, but I had to bump this so others can read or listen to this conversation. The old like doesn't seem to work anymore, but here's a new one:

http://americanradioworks.publicradi...bj_haggar.html

sho'nuff · Aug 29, 2008

that was so hilarious. i could imagine the president describing his bung hole and nuts and stuff in trying to get a custom made pants made.

LabelKing · Aug 29, 2008

LBJ was also known for wearing large quantities of heavy gold items--apparently before he would step on a scale, he would have to remove his gold watch. It was that heavy.

He also had a fondness for neckties handpainted with buxom ladies.

zjpj83 · Aug 29, 2008

His nuts and bunghole are things of lengends.

FidelCashflow · Aug 29, 2008

I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

modagg · Aug 29, 2008

My favorite part of the convo was when he was talking about how his weight fluctuates 10-15 pounds a month. I wrestled for 7 years and got cutting weight down to a science. My senior year of high school I wrestling in the 160 weight class but was walking around almost ten pounds heavier. Thats crazy that an old dudes weight jumps around that much.

Grayland · Aug 29, 2008

Originally Posted by FidelCashflow

I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

Doesn't the term bunghole come from the plug used in wooden casks used to store beer in old-school pubs?

embowafa · Aug 29, 2008

I liked how he wanted a shirt, jacket, and pants in the same light green color and material.

The guy on the other line was, like, "ummmmm, we don't do that"

zjpj83 · Aug 29, 2008

I also like how he said everything falls out of his pockets, the crotch is really uncomfortable and yet they are the best pants he's ever had. hahahahaha

texas_jack · Aug 29, 2008

Sounds like he was asking for a sport shirt made out of worsted.

Reborn · Aug 29, 2008

Great. Now you've got me listening to Nixon and Kissinger call McCain JR a ***** cause he hasn't bombed **** and their sick of it.

I'm going to be listening to this **** for weeks.

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