Nice collection, Hamish.

Modified Squier Jagmaster featuring an imitation petrified wood finish, copper and ostrich skin.
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1969 RI Fender Mustang body clone/1972 Musicmaster neck with imitation petrified wood pickguard, triceratops vertebra knobs and thescelosaurus tooth whammy bar.
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Digitech Whammy IV and Boss FZ-3 -- painted "white/blue white" with ostrich leg skin replacing the rubber.

Some sort of Squier Strat that is covered in blood and is somehow still in one piece. The headstock has a modified Eva Braun Kleeblatt monogram in silver leaf to read "BE" for Bones Esquato instead of "EB".

Not sure why I don't have any real photos of this, but in the background is a 1996 Fender Jag-Stang; modified for one Seymour Duncan Distortion humbucker in the bridge position, one volume and one on/off switch. Also in the picture is an Epiphone Valve Junior, a Silvertone 1484 2x12 cab, and an unknown 4x12 loaded with punctured vintage Greenbacks. Whoops.