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post #31 of 38
^^That cat reminds me, I'm going to try to market a new diet and sell on the internet. It's sort of like the Paleolithic Diet, except I'm calling it The Apex Predator Diet. The basic gist is, if you eat like a jaguar, you'll look like a jaguar. I'm sort of worried that Ken has an advance copy, because in Chapter 4 I recommend blended children as a post-workout recovery shake. That can't be coincidence.
post #32 of 38
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^^That cat reminds me, I'm going to try to market a new diet and sell on the internet. It's sort of like the Paleolithic Diet, except I'm calling it The Apex Predator Diet. The basic gist is, if you eat like a jaguar, you'll look like a jaguar. I'm sort of worried that Ken has an advance copy, because in Chapter 4 I recommend blended children as a post-workout recovery shake. That can't be coincidence.

Where the hell are we going to get jaquars?

Better solution:



lefty
post #33 of 38
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Where the hell are we going to get jaquars?

Better solution:



lefty

We don't eat jaguars, we eat *like* jaguars. That means increasing your anaconda and monkey intake, among other things. Dogs will do if necessary, though.
post #34 of 38
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We don't eat jaguars, we eat *like* jaguars. That means increasing your anaconda and monkey intake, among other things. Dogs will do if necessary, though.

My mistake. Carry on.



lefty
post #35 of 38
What would Jay Cutler eat? That's what everyone wants to know.
post #36 of 38
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What would Jay Cutler eat? That's what everyone wants to know.

I believe lefty has already convincingly answered that question.
post #37 of 38
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Your training will have a bigger effect on results than whether you used maltodextrin or Lucky Charms after a workout...

Absolutely.

Check out bodybuilders from the early 1900's. They were big, strong and ripped with no protein powders or magic supplements. They just lifted a lot and ate a lot. And that's it.
post #38 of 38
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Absolutely.

Check out bodybuilders from the early 1900's. They were big, strong and ripped with no protein powders or magic supplements. They just lifted a lot and ate a lot. And that's it.

Here's where beasty comes in, postspic of Jay Cutler, and declareseveryone should lift, eat, and live just to become carbon copies of Jay.
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