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post #16 of 38
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn View Post
The next time I see two fuckers on bikes speeding away from a car alarm, I'm putting the fucking bat to use.

Good luck with that.
post #17 of 38
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn View Post
Last night, at around 3am, a car alarm went off. It annoyed me a little, but I thought to myself "such is life in the city." About 5 minutes later, I heard bike noises on the street, right in front of my place. I gathered then that these thieves are probably on bikes so they can escape more quickly.

Today, at about 1pm, in bright daylight, somebody on a bike broke into a car right across the street from my apartment. My roommate saw two dudes speeding away on their bikes. Unfortunately, she's blind as a bat without her glasses, so she couldn't make out their features. This was in the middle of fucking daylight, at a busy 4-way stop! I was shocked! After she told me the story a few minutes later, I called the local precinct 6-7 times using various different non-emergency numbers on their website. Not a single answer. Maybe they were all out to lunch.

We have a baseball bat in the house. The next time I see two fuckers on bikes speeding away from a car alarm, I'm putting the fucking bat to use.


im with you
post #18 of 38
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Originally Posted by speedster.8 View Post
Subarban auto GRP had a bunch of ads some years ago.
See youtube vid (serveral others listed next to clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

A lott of people want that button !

Hilarious. Never seen those before.
post #19 of 38
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Originally Posted by samblau View Post
Anyone remember the scene in Robocop where the car burglar gets electrocuted? Thats some deterrent right there. As for NYC, sad reality is that, even if a cop shows up to investigate, they won't do anything to find the person. Knowing NYC, probobly some drunk Dbag that id it.

+1 to the trunk monkey reference


Speaking of electric cars...Its been done, and its really dangerous.

I've seen the most success with strategic placement of razorblades. Guy i knew put it on his fog
lights, stereo, etc. He got hit anyway, but had the satisfaction of his car looking like a crime scene
with bloody hand/finger/footprints everywhere. Serves 'em right.
post #20 of 38
Who wants to see my trouser monkey?
post #21 of 38
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Originally Posted by speedster.8 View Post
Subarban auto GRP had a bunch of ads some years ago.
See youtube vid (serveral others listed next to clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

A lott of people want that button !

Good stuff.
post #22 of 38
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Originally Posted by Stazy View Post
Good luck with that.
You think it's not enough? Should I go for a pistol?
post #23 of 38
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
Who wants to see my trouser monkey?

No one. Not even kyle.
post #24 of 38
I remember reading an article a while back about a BMW that was fitted with flame throwers(not just as a gimmick) it was an anti riot deterent for someone driving around in one of those shady thrid world countries.
post #25 of 38
I can understand how OP feels. My car was also broken into TWICE. First time, the GPS was stolen (threw a big ass rock into the window). Second, back window was broken for no goddamn reason. sigh, kids?
post #26 of 38
Where at in MD you from? We had two cars stolen out front of our house in the same night, When I was living in linthicum
post #27 of 38
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Where at in MD you from? We had two cars stolen out front of our house in the same night, When I was living in linthicum

I live in MoCo (Montgomery County). I supposedly am supposed to live in a well off neighborhood. I hate to admit it but there have been many poorer families moving in near the place. But then again, I'm just pointing fingers. The police don't do shit around here anyway.
post #28 of 38
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I remember reading an article a while back about a BMW that was fitted with flame throwers(not just as a gimmick) it was an anti riot deterent for someone driving around in one of those shady thrid world countries.
South Africa.
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I remember reading an article a while back about a BMW that was fitted with flame throwers(not just as a gimmick) it was an anti riot deterent for someone driving around in one of those shady third world countries.
South Africa.
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I remember reading an article a while back about a BMW that was fitted with flame throwers(not just as a gimmick) it was an anti riot deterent for someone driving around in one of those shady third world countries.
South Africa.
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sorry guys the freaking page froze any way to delete a post
South Africa.
post #29 of 38
Yep that was it.
post #30 of 38
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Originally Posted by garmentmerchant View Post
Yep that was it.

car jacking capitol of the world! id love to see one put to use.
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