The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to whistle a tune with your vagina on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Is it wrong that song is the first thing that came to my mind? Lyrics modified slightly of course.