Can someone translate this for me? I'm dumm. You somehow got the A Distinguished Asshole's custom boot trees from his $35k listing, but not the boots - someone else has those, you put them in your $300 RM Williams, and are showing a pic next to your $210 Red Wings? What?
You got it exactly right.
You are not dumb. You are smart.
He listed the trees much later separately, and I got them to be a small part of history...and they happened to be my size.
I promise that I didn't pay $34K for them, though.