-Crocs. Jesus facking Christ.
-Buying "new" jeans for 90 bucks that already come with tears in them. It's disrespectful to the working class folks who bought their jeans new and WORKED those tears into the jeans.
-Anything with that stupid Hollister seagull on it. For that matter, every piece of clothing that screams "Abercrombie & Fitch", "Hollister", or "Ruehl" in huge letters. You shop in doucheland, I get it.
-Sandals in the winter.
-Suits with tennis shoes.
-People leaving the tags on stuff because they think it's "chic". It's not chic, you look like a moron.
-Anything considered "ghetto fabulous" because it's 14 sizes too big. It's not ghetto fabulous, you also look like a moron.
And also, when people ask me "why I'm so dressed up" because I'm wearing a good oxford tucked into khakis. I'm not "dressed up", everyone else is just slacking off.