Originally Posted by plifeisgoodq
- Jeans with graphics, especially in the crotch area.
- Girls' shorts/sweatpants with writing in the ass.
Whenever I try to read what the writing says, the wearer gives me dirty looks. I hate it. I instinctively read whatever text is within my field of vision, so naturally when people wear clothing with writing in certain places...
The problem is that you're being weaselly and surrepetitious about it. Be the Alpha Male. Be totally blatant and unapologetic about the fact that you're looking at a woman's butt, while broadcasting to all within earshot, "DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN!"
The glances thrown back at you will no longer be ones of "Die in a fire, loser", but rather ones of, "I yearn to be ravaged by your man meat!"