1) "Original" khakis worn at the armpit. The 40's are over. 2) The Business Casual Dork Outfit: Pleated Khakis + Blue OCBD + Rubber Sole Shoes 3) Tight clothes worn by fat guys 4) Sports watches worn with dress clothes. Save your lunch money and buy yourself a dress watch. 5) That stupid forced half-tuck thing to show off your belt buckle 6) "Relaxed" (unless you have to) 7) Boat shoes. 8) Polo shirts and t-shirts worn by guys with toothpicks for arms. 9) Ecco, Birkenstock, Mephisto, Rockport, or any other comfort shoe unless your feet are retarded or you are German. 10) Chucks. Yes, they're classic. Yes, they're hip. But they still make you look like a fucking clown. 11) Athletic apparel worn by people who don't exercise 12) Fedoras and that whole fantasy subculture 13) Sweaters worn over one's shoulders and tied at the neck. In Europe, it might be stylish. In America, it's Eurotrash. 14) Bluetooth mobile phone earpieces. Having an animated conversion with your imaginary friend while waiting in the line at Starbucks impresses no one. Take that damned thing off. 15) That new supersize Polo logo for the visually/mentally impaired 16) Company ID badges worn away from work. You already look like a dork wearing that Dork Outfit. Don't go over the top. 17) Wayfarers. They jumped the shark when Tom Cruise wore them. 18) Leather flight jackets. They jumped the shark when Tom Cruise wore them. 19) Undershirts visible at the neck under open-collared shirts. Unless you are a Marine in uniform or a Mormon, no. 20) Watches worn over the shirt cuff, ties worn as belts, working coat sleeve buttons left undone. It's all a cry for help.