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post #16 of 28
8/16/08 at 9:30am
And I like how you put a thread about masturbation on the Fine Living board
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post #17 of 28
8/16/08 at 4:55pm
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I'm going to live forever

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post #18 of 28
8/16/08 at 9:40pm
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And I like how you put a thread about masturbation on the Fine Living board
Living is not fine without regularly scheduled monkey-spankings.
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post #19 of 28
8/18/08 at 1:21pm
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There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.


So does boinking 6 times a week. More satisifying too. You all need girlfriends/wives.
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post #20 of 28
8/18/08 at 1:43pm
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So does boinking 6 times a week. More satisifying too. You all need girlfriends/wives.

Maybe they couldn't properly randomize the study on this basis.
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post #21 of 28
8/19/08 at 4:16pm
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And I like how you put a thread about masturbation on the Fine Living board

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post #22 of 28
8/19/08 at 5:51pm
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There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.
Also pretty useful if you've got a mechanical watch collection.
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post #23 of 28
8/19/08 at 7:06pm
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Also pretty useful if you've got a mechanical watch collection.

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post #24 of 28
8/21/08 at 4:00am
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Also pretty useful if you've got a mechanical watch collection.

Depends which wrist you wear your watch on.... and if it's an automatic or mechanical wind movement!
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post #25 of 28
8/21/08 at 4:30am
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I think the point is that when youre married, you don't get laid everyday.

That would mean they married the wrong woman.
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post #26 of 28
8/21/08 at 4:31am
Mrs.Fingerbottom knows the secret of long life.
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post #27 of 28
8/21/08 at 12:42pm
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Mrs.Fingerbottom knows the secret of long life.
As does Mrs. Featherbottom. "Would anybody like a banger in the mouth?"
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post #28 of 28
8/21/08 at 5:14pm
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Also pretty useful if you've got a mechanical watch collection.



Beware of the Watch Idiots.
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