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Secret to long life? "Masturbate a lot"

post #1 of 28
8/14/08 at 3:34pm
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Ernest Borgnine rules ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
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post #2 of 28
8/14/08 at 5:05pm
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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post

There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.
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post #3 of 28
8/14/08 at 5:20pm
That was great.
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post #4 of 28
8/14/08 at 8:38pm
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Originally Posted by grimslade View Post
There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.

However, one does go to hell.
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post #5 of 28
8/14/08 at 9:09pm
Woo hoo - I'm gonna live to be at least 100
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post #6 of 28
8/14/08 at 9:23pm
I'm going to live forever
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post #7 of 28
8/14/08 at 10:14pm
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I'm going to live forever

ditto
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post #8 of 28
8/14/08 at 10:19pm
So my choices are to die with prostate cancer, or live with blindness and hairy palms?
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post #9 of 28
8/14/08 at 10:21pm
Good example of irony.
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post #10 of 28
8/14/08 at 10:42pm
Hairy palms + more masturbatin... HmMmmmmmmMmm
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post #11 of 28
8/14/08 at 11:09pm
how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?
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post #12 of 28
8/15/08 at 1:32am
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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post

"I just shook his hand!"
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post #13 of 28
8/15/08 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta View Post
how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?

I had the same question, but I didn't inquire of the researchers.
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post #14 of 28
8/16/08 at 7:05am
I wonder how it stacks up to a glass of red wine every day.
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post #15 of 28
8/16/08 at 8:31am
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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta View Post
how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?
I think the point is that when youre married, you don't get laid everyday.
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