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Sneaking liquor into stadiums

post #1 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:21am
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So the bourbon thread got me thinking...It is getting close to college football season here in the States and that means time to come up with clever ways to get alcohol into games. Some security check points are more rigorous but every fall someone comes up with a bedeviling way to outsmart Stevie Stadium Guard.

One of my favorites is the fake cell phone flask. I haven't seen it beaten yet.

What else do yall have?
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post #2 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:36am
I've routinely carried beer cans in my pockets without any trouble, sometimes even in my hands. For places with metal detectors, I've also seen plastic flask bags for sale.
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post #3 of 30
8/12/08 at 3:18am
Camelpacks are pretty solid.
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post #4 of 30
8/12/08 at 3:20am
i need to pick me up a good whisky flask i saw one at this thrift store with a fleur de lis on it. same store also had a set of sterling silver fleur de lis cufflinks now that's mack, dont yall think
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post #5 of 30
8/12/08 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by oman View Post
i need to pick me up a good whisky flask

i saw one at this thrift store with a fleur de lis on it. same store also had a set of sterling silver fleur de lis cufflinks

now that's mack, dont yall think

Indeed. I have always been intrigued by the idea of sporting matching cuff links and a flask at a sporting event. I believe the appropriate phrase is: pimptastic.
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post #6 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:20pm
What sporting event are you wearing cuff links to? please do not tell me college football (unless you go to Yale).
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post #7 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:24pm
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Originally Posted by IUtoSLU View Post
What sporting event are you wearing cuff links to? please do not tell me college football (unless you go to Yale).
Wouldn't a plastic flask work? Just put it in your back pocket or something.
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post #8 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:30pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
Wouldn't a plastic flask work? Just put it in your back pocket or something.
Some stadiums conduct searches at the entrance. A flask would be confiscated.
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post #9 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:31pm
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Originally Posted by JayJay View Post
Some stadiums conduct searches at the entrance. A flask would be confiscated.
That is so lame. I haven't actually been inside The Horseshoe yet so I can't speak to search procedures, etc., but I hope they're lax.
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post #10 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:49pm
I've posted this before in the beer belly thread, but here you go again:
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post #11 of 30
8/12/08 at 2:58pm
I had never heard of a cell phone flask. Hilarious. But I think the Barnoculars are much better


http://www.prankplace.com/binoculars.htm
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post #12 of 30
8/12/08 at 3:03pm
2nd barnoculars....airplane bottles have been pretty successful as well
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post #13 of 30
8/12/08 at 3:05pm
There are also these: http://www.amazon.com/Reef-Dram-Sand.../dp/B000NXTAQO The Reef Men's Dram Sandal features a hidden flask so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or boring lecture. The polyurethane-encapsulated canteen hides in the heel and opens with the included church key/fin key. How dope is that? But the Drams don't stop there. These flip-flops' synthetic nubuck uppers and compression-molded EVA footbeds feel mad comfortable and they won't get thrashed by the water, which makes the Dram Sandals great for boating or chilling on the beach.
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post #14 of 30
8/12/08 at 4:36pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
That is so lame. I haven't actually been inside The Horseshoe yet so I can't speak to search procedures, etc., but I hope they're lax.
The searches I've been subjected to at sporting events have been inconsistent, but mostly lame. More often than not, the security folks go through the motions but never touch you. Many times I've had objects in my pockets that weren't noticed. Other times I've had overjealous secruity guys who don't miss anything.
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post #15 of 30
8/12/08 at 4:53pm
I was once at an Oakland A's game when three guys who appeared to be homeless stumbled into three seats about 4 rows in front of me. They stunk of sweat, and oddly, bourbon. They were incredibly hirsute, dirty, large, and trashed. I'm sure they weren't actually homeless (although it was $1 ticket night) but they sure could have passed for it.

One of them pulled out a ziploc back filled with a brownish liquid. He took a sip, passed it along, and they all took a hit. Bourbon in a ziploc bag... I'll never forget it.
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