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post #16 of 28
8/9/08 at 2:36am
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Originally Posted by tiecollector View Post
Maybe the menu is a typo and they really meant Loin meat.

Or line meat, off the assembly.
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post #17 of 28
8/9/08 at 2:52am
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Its not the meat that gives you the powers, its the HEART.

You gotta eat the heart! Preferably still beating.

I strongly advocate this.
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post #18 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:01am
I'd love to eat lion meat...I'd prefer to hunt it and kill it though if I was going to eat it. I'm sure someone will take offense to that but I'd pay enough $ to help conserve others and help their numbers grow if I was able to hunt one (like the people who cut down a tree and plant 5 more). I'd definitely have the fur or whatever (head still intact) on my office floor and nobody could talk shit about the fur when I tell them I hunted it on foot at night in pure darkness.
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post #19 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:05am
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Originally Posted by KBW View Post
nobody could talk shit about the fur when I tell them I hunted it on foot at night in pure darkness.
With nothing but a rusty pair of salad tongs and a plastic Mr. Wizard lunchbbox full of Q-tips. You know what rules? Standing over a freshly headbutted to death 700lb male lion, pounding your chest with your new prosthetic-lion-bait hand made of petrified marzipan, and screaming "GO BIG OR GO HOME!!!!" into the dusky African Savannah...
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post #20 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:09am
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
With nothing but a rusty pair of salad tongs and a plastic Mr. Wizard lunchbbox full of Q-tips.

I was thinking more along the lines of a bow...to add I'm not joking. I have hunted many animals around the world (ate or "donated" all of them never wasted them) and I really would love if I was allowed to hunt a lion.
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post #21 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:12am
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Originally Posted by KBW View Post
I was thinking more along the lines of a bow
A bow? Are you gonna let the Lion have a bow too? A bow made especially for its clumsy, razor sharp talon tipped paws? Be a man! Take that giant pussy and f*ck it up!!!
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post #22 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:13am
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Originally Posted by KBW View Post
I'd love to eat lion meat...I'd prefer to hunt it and kill it though if I was going to eat it. I'm sure someone will take offense to that but I'd pay enough $ to help conserve others and help their numbers grow if I was able to hunt one (like the people who cut down a tree and plant 5 more). I'd definitely have the fur or whatever (head still intact) on my office floor and nobody could talk shit about the fur when I tell them I hunted it on foot at night in pure darkness.

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Originally Posted by KBW View Post
I was thinking more along the lines of a bow...to add I'm not joking. I have hunted many animals around the world (ate or "donated" all of them never wasted them) and I really would love if I was allowed to hunt a lion.

I think there would probably be a lion and meat involved, but I doubt you'd be the one eating
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post #23 of 28
8/9/08 at 3:43am
I prefer beaver meat.
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post #24 of 28
8/9/08 at 4:29am
Definitely wouldn't use an old-school bow but still a bow is better than a gun. I could blow its head off with certain guns but it'd be more fun to hunt it with a bow and I want to leave as small of a hole as possible so as not to fuck up my lion fur.

To the other poster sure I'd give the lion a bow if you'd like me to but it'd probably just sniff it a while and then piss on it.
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post #25 of 28
8/9/08 at 5:12am
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Originally Posted by A Harris View Post
I think there would probably be a lion and meat involved, but I doubt you'd be the one eating

+1. Talk is cheap, let's see a pic of you in WAYWT holding lion carcass.
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post #26 of 28
8/9/08 at 1:14pm
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Originally Posted by w.kevin View Post
+1. Talk is cheap, let's see a pic of you in WAYWT holding lion carcass.

I'm going to look into it but it'll take me a while to arrange a lion hunt I'm sure.
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post #27 of 28
8/11/08 at 11:55am
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I try not eat anything that I could not kill with my bare hands, or that would eat me. Sometimes I feel weird about feeding my cats shrimp, because it isn't something they would encounter in the wild. Or cow, because they could not take one down on their own. Cat food should be mice, sparrows, spiders, moths, flies, squirrels (maybe), small rabbits... My diet, left to my own devices, would consist of fruits and vegetables, cat or stray dog, the odd retarded fish, eggs, electrocuted birds, beaver, skunk, hedgehog, and maybe roadkill.
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post #28 of 28
8/11/08 at 12:54pm
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Originally Posted by LabelKing View Post
I feel I am entitled to lion meat.
Oddly enough, the lion feels the same way about your meat.
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Originally Posted by quevola View Post
Hemingway also ate a bullet

Too soon?
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