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Originally Posted by mikeman 
Good one...
Yeah, funny, but not really helpfull
Unfortunately this is something you will always have. A bunged up leg is something a woman can get past, lying is not...
If Vern Troyer can get laid (mini-me), then you will be fine. If women looked for beauty first, they would all be lesbians. Just be upfront and if a chick bolts, don't worry about it. Women are nurturers and if you explain things, it may even work in your favor...
P.s. Saw the damdest thing surfing today. There was a dude that had an amputated hand around the mid forarm. to lighten the situation, he had a giant fingernail tattooed on the end of the 'stump' so his arm looked like a huge finger. It looked awsome...
Just something to think about.
