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post #91 of 119
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Vertical Limit starring Chris O'donnell. I saw it while trapped on a bus on a six hour ride.
Oh god... I almost forgot how horrible that movie was, compounded by the fact that it was one of the worst technically filmed movies I've ever seen. I couldn't help but count the boom mikes that I saw during the film. (I don't remember the exact count, but it was something like seven seperate occasions) And about ten minutes from the end of the movie, during the climax of the movie - the lens hood on the principal camera falls onto the lens. I can only hope that the director/editor/writer/and producer are now homeless and will never put out that kind of garbage again.
post #92 of 119
I finally saw "The Village" and I must say it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, as is "Unbreakable," another film by Shmymalamanalanman or whatever the hell his name his. What a hack.
post #93 of 119
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I finally saw "The Village" and I must say it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, as is "Unbreakable," another film by Shmymalamanalanman or whatever the hell his name his. What a hack.
Actually, I thought that those were his two "good" movies... Obviously you never saw Signs. I also thought The Sixth Sense was highly overrated. I actually liked Unbreakable - if for no other reason than he made a comic book movie that had no appeal at all to children.
post #94 of 119
mmmm, icy dead people... 3 men and a baby / and a little lady. any of those 'look who's talking' things. and many other movies starring kids and/or animals. (especially that 'star wars ep 1', which had kids, fake animals, and jar-jar binks.) ok also any movie that contains jar-jar binks. /andrew
post #95 of 119
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Last night, I saw an all-time stinker:  Body of Evidence, starring Madonna.
post #96 of 119
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I have not seen Armageddon, but it's hard to believe that it could be worse than Independence Day.
Ya, Independence Day had me laughing for 90 min. Saw a movie this week on TV, Conair. A group of convicts capture an airplane in an attempt to escape. Lame script in the first half. No script in the second half, just Bing, Bang, Bom. So insipit, had me laughing for most of the movie. So, maybe they did have some value.
post #97 of 119
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Last night, I saw an all-time stinker: Body of Evidence, starring Madonna.
I imagine that anything with madonna in it would garnish this illustrious title. Imagine a script with Ben Affleck starring as leading male role and madonna as leading female. Probably make Gigli look like a blockbuster.
post #98 of 119
I haven't read through the entire thread, so I don't know if I'm being redundant, but I caught Message in a Bottle on a flight back from Europe. I was so bored by it, that I switched to the French dubbed version to see if I could learn any.
post #99 of 119
Equilibrium. Pat Bateman does Gun-fu in a Matrix-ripoff environment. So bad I actually stopped it before the end. I couldn't drink enough to get through this crap. On a movie related note, can anyone name a movie besides "K-19: The Widowmaker" or the Star Wars movies, in which Harrison Ford plays a non-American character? I saw a preview for k-19 yesterday and thought it really weird that Han Solo was playing a Russkie. Even Han Solo is a pretty American guy. Ford must be the most-American actor ever, as far as I can tell. Among major "serious" actors anyway.
post #100 of 119
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On a movie related note, can anyone name a movie besides "K-19: The Widowmaker" or the Star Wars movies, in which Harrison Ford plays a non-American character? .
I can't think of any others - although in The Mosquito Coast he was an American who wanted to get away from America. K-19 is OK - not the best submarine movie ever, but it's certainly not the worst. If you liked Grey Lady Down or The Hunt for Red October, you'll probably like this one. Bradford
post #101 of 119
I actually liked Equlibrium quite a bit, although some of the stuff was really really cheesy though. The end was cool.
post #102 of 119
The Notebook. Ugh, this movie was so predictable I had the whole thing figured out in the first 5 minutes. I was also told repeatedly that I'd cry at some point during the movie (I have to admit I cry at movies...) not a tear, mostly just laughing and boredom. And I'm still having a tough time figuring out why all the women I've talked to about this movie "absolutly love it" but admit that's it "predictable as hell." I guess there are mysteries man was never meant to understand... A. P.S.>As for submarine movies you can't go wrong with "Das Boot" and "U-571"
post #103 of 119
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The Notebook. Ugh, this movie was so predictable I had the whole thing figured out in the first 5 minutes. I was also told repeatedly that I'd cry at some point during the movie (I have to admit I cry at movies...) not a tear, mostly just laughing and boredom. And I'm still having a tough time figuring out why all the women I've talked to about this movie "absolutly love it" but admit that's it "predictable as hell." I guess there are mysteries man was never meant to understand... A. P.S.>As for submarine movies you can't go wrong with "Das Boot" and "U-571"
U-571??? ugh bon-jovi *And* Americans cracking the Enigma? I know plenty of people across the pond who were pissed off about that one. It would be like the british saying that they took iwo-jima.
post #104 of 119
Pushing Tin. I heard about it from someone, and I was embarrased as hell when I made a friend watch the movie with me. Needless to say he doesn't trust me recommendations anymore, because Pushing Tin was probably one of the cheesiest movies I've ever seen. The constant one upmanship is just so sad... I've seen better plots in porno movies.
post #105 of 119
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I rented "People I Know" on Friday night.  It is quite possibly the worst movie starring two Academy Award winners (Al Pacino, Kim Basinger).
O yea.. I saw that a few months ago. What was the big deal about all of that stuff? That guy looks like a horrile publicist. How could Pacino play in such a turkey...
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