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Have you ever engaged in fisticuffs?

post #1 of 62
Thread Starter 
The recent Denim militia thread made me wonder.. How old were you? Why? Did you lose?
post #2 of 62
I regularly fight modesty and I regularly kick its ass.
post #3 of 62
Dear Kronik,

While I not a regular combatant, I do want to say that I appreciate your use of the King's English. In return, I pose a question to you, one which I believe you have asked before on this august forum.

Kronik, have you ever engaged in buggery?

I remain,

Mac
post #4 of 62
Thread Starter 
I have. That thread shouldn't have been squirreled, solely to preserve the awesomeness that is JLibourel.
post #5 of 62
I had one fight when I was 10, neither of us "won" we kind of just bruised each other and gave up. Can't remember why he wanted to fight me.

Then when I was 13 I "lost" a fight. My family was living in Kuwait and I got beat up for being American. But the next day I pushed one of the guys who was involved down a flight of stairs, he definately got hurt.

When I was 17, I was in the weight room in high school and one of the bigger football players was messing with me just cause. He ended up punching me in the chest with a weight in his hand (which was pretty painful) so I punched him in the face . . . and he started crying. So not really a "fight" as it was over without much contact, but I don't think he had much respect from his fellow football players after that.

And I also played hockey which I didn't count, cause . . . it's hockey (fights just happen for no reason).

I also fenced for a while (E03 rating in foil after about 8 months).
post #6 of 62
I had several fights up to the age of twelve, most of which I won handily, due mostly to my judicious choice of opponents. I haven't really come close to blows for years now, but I'm turning into a cranky and temperamental smartass in my old age and I'll probably get a knuckle sandwich for my troubles soon because of it.
post #7 of 62
Due to my vote, it should be noted I have not had a fight in several years. I am too old and fat to bother fighting.
post #8 of 62
Most of my fighting days were before I turned 21. Although I never went looking for a fight, I was too stupid to ever back down from anyone. I won some, and lost some. One time, though, I thought I was going to get shot by a bunch of Yakuza wannabees outside of a bar near Atlanta. Apparently, outnumbering us 4 to 1 wasn't enough.
post #9 of 62
Nope.
post #10 of 62
I'm a lover not a fighter.
post #11 of 62
When I was much, much younger there were several of the one-punch-each-then-others-intervene-and-pull-us-apart variety. Nothing serious.
post #12 of 62
Does your definition of "fisticuffs" include "streetfighting"?
post #13 of 62
Thread Starter 
It does.
post #14 of 62
I once bitchslapped a girl for taking the last chocolate chip cookie at Quizno's.
post #15 of 62
yeah a couple. A couple years back I got in a fight with some guy beating his wife on the street. I got in a fight over a girl way back when. Got beat up by three guys who thought I called the police on them (I didnt) when I was like 19. So I chose 2-4. I guess this doesnt count since I think kronik likes it the streetfight, but actually as a fighter, I have a very symmetrical record of 1-1-1 in amateur kickboxing in Melbourne.
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