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my mummy love

jaggi99

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do you my mummy love a lot dog german chappered..but i can't take it for her because its too expensive...and i started a job a month before and its really hard to spend my whole amount on dog...and further more her birthday is also coming...and i deceided that i must make a good ...original portrait of german chappered and give to mummy and with my coming pays i will gift a dog to her..now the problem is how can arrange a portrait in this short time..i search through google and find this pet portraitsweb it is good..but i need some more to compate this with others...if you people now please help me out...its urgent
 

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"Tags: mummy love"

What the hell???
 

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Just do what I do and give your mummy some love on her bday.
 
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superman dat hoe?
 

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I REALLY need to fart but I'm reading this engrossing thread and would rather not pollute my office. Good thing the marketing people aren't too far from me.
 

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I was treated — on my eighteenth birthday — to a "floor show" featuring a German Shephard and someone's mummy.
 
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A friend of mine, recently, had a woman confess to him that her husband chained her up in their basement and had their dog make sweet love to her. Their son, she said, walked in, witnessing his pet and mother in the aforementioned primal scene. Dinner, she reported, was awkward.
 

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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
A friend of mine, recently, had a woman confess to him that her husband chained her up in their basement and had their dog make sweet love to her. Their son, she said, walked in, witnessing his pet and mother in the aforementioned primal scene. Dinner, she reported, was awkward.

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Jon.
 

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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
Dinner, she reported, was awkward.
Borrowed, I trust with your permission, for my signature.
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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
A friend of mine, recently, had a woman confess to him that her husband chained her up in their basement and had their dog make sweet love to her. Their son, she said, walked in, witnessing his pet and mother in the aforementioned primal scene. Dinner, she reported, was awkward.

I had to read this one three times to make sure I understood it.
 

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