the show 'Spartacus' from the states premiered here in Aus the other night, and every metaphor is to do with jupiter's cock.
so basically, my friend says she's got a headache, now all i can think is 'JUPITER'S COCK!!! when will he stop skullfucking this poor woman'. saw someone who had their wisdom teeth taken out - 'she looks like she had the stuffing turkeyslapped out of her by JUPITER'S COCK!!!' note all text in caps is screamed in my head spartacus style.
my sis came round the other day, she was limping because she pulled her groin at taekwondo...fucking spartacus.
so yeah, pretty annoying. hating mythical cocks at the moment