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I just saw a pigeon eat a dead bird.

If it was another pigeon you have a cannibal on your hands
post #3482 of 3614
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Weren't you dating a silver fox???

Nooo. That was Jay. And then I started dating a Canadian otter (He was only 25). Blondie is 23 and looks kind of like Patrik Ervell. We spent the last 11 hours together. Was a lot of fun.
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Canadian otter
Who knew you had such diverse tastes
post #3484 of 3614
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Who knew you had such diverse tastes


hahaha. I only call Ryan that because he's very thin and hairy.
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hahaha. I only call Ryan that because he's very thin and hairy.

Happy Bday my friend.
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Happy Bday my friend.

Aww, thanks Kyle. :-)
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A couple of hours of making whoopee on my bday was kinda nice. Actually, it was effing awesome.
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Darling, does your gentleman caller live in Chelsea?
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Nope, in Harlem. Two stops from me.
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A couple of hours of making whoopee on my bday was kinda nice. Actually, it was effing awesome.
Awww
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the show 'Spartacus' from the states premiered here in Aus the other night, and every metaphor is to do with jupiter's cock.

so basically, my friend says she's got a headache, now all i can think is 'JUPITER'S COCK!!! when will he stop skullfucking this poor woman'. saw someone who had their wisdom teeth taken out - 'she looks like she had the stuffing turkeyslapped out of her by JUPITER'S COCK!!!' note all text in caps is screamed in my head spartacus style.

my sis came round the other day, she was limping because she pulled her groin at taekwondo...fucking spartacus.

so yeah, pretty annoying. hating mythical cocks at the moment
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is it very odd and naive of me to want to marry my girlfriend after 4 months of dating. i'm clearly not going to get married for a few more years, but i think she's the one
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I'm just posting to say that I don't have anything to say.*

* Paraphrased from a message left by my mother-in-law on our voicemail.
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Ewww

fyp
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is it very odd and naive of me to want to marry my girlfriend after 4 months of dating. i'm clearly not going to get married for a few more years, but i think she's the one

I don't think so
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