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post #3361 of 3614
Why are all babies so damn ugly? Seriously. I hate the pressure of knowing you're supposed to call them cute when they are all tiny and wrinkly and ugly.
post #3362 of 3614
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Why are all babies so damn ugly? Seriously. I hate the pressure of knowing you're supposed to call them cute when they are all tiny and wrinkly and ugly.
+1
post #3363 of 3614
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Why are all babies so damn ugly?

because they're not yours
post #3364 of 3614
Screw it. I'm dropping out and becoming a figure skater.
post #3365 of 3614
Put a goddam tie on Obama.
post #3366 of 3614
I want to get drank-(ish).

But I've got a phone interview tomorrow at 2 pm.

But I've got a different offer in pocket that is a better gig at more money.

But never count your chickens before they hatch.

I'm drinking a beer now, how many should I have?

K
post #3367 of 3614
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Why are all babies so damn ugly? Seriously. I hate the pressure of knowing you're supposed to call them cute when they are all tiny and wrinkly and ugly.

As Mr. Swift once noted however, they do provide for a pleasing presentation served whole, with an apple in their mouth and on a large serving platter.
post #3368 of 3614
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Why are all babies so damn ugly? Seriously. I hate the pressure of knowing you're supposed to call them cute when they are all tiny and wrinkly and ugly.

like ur dick
post #3369 of 3614
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As Mr. Swift once noted however, they do provide for a pleasing presentation served whole, with an apple in their mouth and on a large serving platter.
Something else good, presented whole with an apple in their mouth vvvvv
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like ur dick

At least my dick serves a purpose in life,or at least, this week.
post #3370 of 3614
I don't like that this thread is not my kingdom anymore. How dare they.
post #3371 of 3614
Someone smashed my back window the other night on my car. Thank god my insurance covers it or i'd be out like $600. Still. Fucking ridiculous. Tried to fill out a police report just to have it on file (also so parking nazis don't ticket me because you can't see my decal since there is no back window but just a tarp) but twice they didn't call me back for the report. They're just desk jockeys. It's ther job to sit at the desk, google things for a few hours and occasionally fill out reports to send to the real police. Figure they'd at least be able to do that
post #3372 of 3614
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I don't like that this thread is not my kingdom anymore. How dare they.

To me you will always be The King, a sort of gheyZN Elvis.

Need a laptop bag? I found a pink Tanner Krolle one for you.
post #3373 of 3614
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To me you will always be The King, a sort of gheyZN Elvis.

Thanks Teh RJ, it's the pompadour, isn't it?!

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Need a laptop bag? I found a pink Tanner Krolle one for you.

Hmm, how pink? Pink Dolphin Society pink, or Randallrs virgin lips pink?
post #3374 of 3614
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Hmm, how pink? Pink Dolphin Society pink, or Randallrs virgin lips pink?
Plz omit false statement.
post #3375 of 3614
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Plz omit false statement.

Please never refrain from correcting me.
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