What Are You Saying Today? (AKA The Random Thoughts/Blogging Thread) - Page 225

Why are all babies so damn ugly? Seriously. I hate the pressure of knowing you're supposed to call them cute when they are all tiny and wrinkly and ugly.

+1

because they're not yours

Screw it. I'm dropping out and becoming a figure skater.

Put a goddam tie on Obama.

I want to get drank-(ish).

But I've got a phone interview tomorrow at 2 pm.

But I've got a different offer in pocket that is a better gig at more money.

But never count your chickens before they hatch.

I'm drinking a beer now, how many should I have?

K

As Mr. Swift once noted however, they do provide for a pleasing presentation served whole, with an apple in their mouth and on a large serving platter.

like ur dick

Something else good, presented whole with an apple in their mouth vvvvv

At least my dick serves a purpose in life,or at least, this week.

I don't like that this thread is not my kingdom anymore. How dare they.

Someone smashed my back window the other night on my car. Thank god my insurance covers it or i'd be out like $600. Still. Fucking ridiculous. Tried to fill out a police report just to have it on file (also so parking nazis don't ticket me because you can't see my decal since there is no back window but just a tarp) but twice they didn't call me back for the report. They're just desk jockeys. It's ther job to sit at the desk, google things for a few hours and occasionally fill out reports to send to the real police. Figure they'd at least be able to do that

To me you will always be The King, a sort of gheyZN Elvis.

Need a laptop bag? I found a pink Tanner Krolle one for you.

Thanks Teh RJ, it's the pompadour, isn't it?!


Hmm, how pink? Pink Dolphin Society pink, or Randallrs virgin lips pink?

Plz omit false statement.

Please never refrain from correcting me.