Originally Posted by HORNS
I peed into my wife's butt when she go home last night all drunk and loosie-goosie.
Yeah but did she shoot it back out at you and give you a golden shower?
Originally Posted by Fade to Black
what's up with Jay-Z? He's been pretty low profile as of late (well for him anyway)...hasn't really made any waves except for appearing on the Usher album. If he made another retirement statement, well you know to believe that as much as you would an FTB retirement announcement
Maybe I'm getting old but I find his cameos (why is he still doing this???) and his last album to be utter garbage. His lyrics have faded, he is actually making records worse by being on them. Then he makes up some rhymes taking shots at that Washington Bullets player that dissed Lebron, I mean, what is he 15? Plus I'm just tired of hearing of him and Beyonce, the two of them should just go fuck off, her hips are the size of a basketball. Celebrity news should only be about self implosions of coked-up broads, like Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Britney etc. It lets me live in the fantasy that if I have a gram of coke handy and I bump into one of them, I'm getting in their pants.