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post #121 of 334
There's a Mr. Poon restaurant near my condo.
post #122 of 334
When I still attended public school, I went to a school in a district where Rape was a common surname. The school nurse's name was Fonda Rape.

In the same school was a teacher named Dick Cox. Either his wife's name was Sharon or there was another couple somewhere in the area named Dick and Sharon Cox.

Jack Knauf ran the local livestock feed store.

The previous minister at our church had been Rev. Harry Bump.

Friends at various times have told me of some remarkable names. Here are a few:

Grady Klinkscales
Schlomo Wunderlich
Harry and Anita Dick

Someone earlier called it an urban legend, but my mother actually knew a woman who named her daughter Placenta .The woman was in a mental hospital at the time, which might have had something to do with it.
post #123 of 334
I almost forgot about Dick Haven, who had a house on Nantucket.
post #124 of 334
Harry Baals. Harry served three consecutive terms, and later a partial fourth, as mayor of Fort Wayne, IN.
post #125 of 334
There is a "Harry Baals Drive" near the coliseum.
post #126 of 334
Met a shoe shine guy who worked at The Crescent in Dallas.

His name; Detroit Michigan

He showed me his drivers license to prove it.
post #127 of 334
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There is a "Harry Baals Drive" near the coliseum.

There is!
post #128 of 334
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There is!

It is at the Johnny Appleseed gravesite south of the coliseum.
post #129 of 334
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It is at the Johnny Appleseed gravesite south of the coliseum.

Yep, I know the place.
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Met a shoe shine guy who worked at The Crescent in Dallas.

His name; Detroit Michigan

He showed me his drivers license to prove it.

I kind of like the name. It's ridiculous, but could be worse.

I was at a store the other day and the check out woman was named "Falisha". I was telling my wife, but realized the story at first wasn't so odd because it sounded like "Felicia." But it wasn't.
post #131 of 334
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I kind of like the name. It's ridiculous, but could be worse.

That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing. It beats Charlevoix Michigan, Munising Michigan, or White Fish Michigan.
post #132 of 334
I know of a guy whose last name is Semen.
post #133 of 334
The father of a friend of mine was bestowed with an incredibly cruel name: Harold Richard Horney (I believe it was spelled with an 'e') Harry. Dick. Horny.
post #134 of 334
Swantelle, which is horrible but HILARIOUS!
post #135 of 334
- Many years ago, the UCLA university research library (now known as the Young Research Library I believe) used to be named the "Hugh G. Dick Library."

- There's an indian professor in the physiology department named Dr. Baljit Kkakh. He asks people to just simply call him Bal Khakh.
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