Tighter jeans and dressing to the left or right

This is sort of an embarrassing question, but I feel I should ask. I have only recently put more of an effort into dressing properly and having some sort of style sense. This all came about when I visited a second hand store for clothing and found that I could pick up a pair of like new jeans for 10% of what they retail in stores. Which gave me the opportunity to get involved in a more trendy style with out dropping hundreds of dollars.

Now thing is, some of the jeans I have picked up fit me great and I feel good in them. I tend to like the low rise jeans and some of the jeans are a little snug in the groin area. Which is fine, as I've been told by women that I have a nice butt and that I should make attempts to show it off. Hence the slightly tighter jeans that fit well around the butt.

The whole dressing to the right or left never was a issue with me, but now regardless of which side there is a slightly noticeable bulge. (as I said this embarrassing topic!!!!)

Now my question is, I try and hide the bulge as best I can, but it's always there. Is being dressed in this way a fashion no-no? I mean it's not blatantly obvious, but still I'm a little self conscious.

What are your thoughts?

shove it behind your ass like a tail.

I hate to say it, but this has been covered before.

You went ahead and bought those women's jeans off of ebay didn't you. I'd suggest sticking with the kilt.

i actually thread mine up through my sleeve and tuck it into my watchband. that's why i leave extra links when i buy a new watch.

cover it with a sock and hang it out of the fly.

Like reverse camel toe?

You might consider having this unwieldy appendage removed if you aspire to join the denim-leggings elite

Are your jeans causing an erection?

Cherish this. Someday you'll look back in wistful nostalgia and think, "I used to have a bulge."

Check out the cover of Sticky Fingers some time. Jeans are supposed to give you a bulge. That's what they were made for.

Easy. Just pick up a pair of balls-out jeans.

but the real question is: Are you getting an awesome cock fade?

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Easy. Just pick up a pair of balls-out jeans.


I still can't believe they got away with putting that on TV.

Well I got a good laugh out of a few of the responces!

You went ahead and bought those women's jeans off of ebay didn't you. I'd suggest sticking with the kilt.

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That's a big negative there bud, no women jeans for this guy. I have to take a break from wearing a kilt sometimes though.

Are your jeans causing an erection?

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No dude, why are yours?

Real men have bulges.

What are you talking about, your crotch or your ass? Either way, who cares? You should be proud of either. Show that ish off and quit being a wuss. Chicks dig both!!!!!!