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post #1 of 78
5/11/08 at 3:34pm
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Would anyone like to share some gems you use or have heard lately?

I was going into a marketing presentation and remarking to a co-worker that the guy about to give the show - "was sweating like the pig who knows he's dinner' - not that original however under the circumstances very accurate! - the presentation went very well, and the guy was relieved when it was over.
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post #2 of 78
5/11/08 at 3:49pm
I may not have the best sense of humor but I enjoy using "What are you talking about Willis?" when I am not certain if a person is being serious or not.
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post #3 of 78
5/11/08 at 4:53pm
"All hat and no cowboy."
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post #4 of 78
5/12/08 at 12:49am
"VICTORY IS MINE!" -stewie from family guy
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post #5 of 78
5/12/08 at 3:16am
My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.
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post #6 of 78
5/12/08 at 3:54am
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My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.

I'm only black from the waist down... can I still use your catch phrase during my meetings?
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post #7 of 78
5/12/08 at 5:28pm
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."
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post #8 of 78
5/13/08 at 12:59pm
"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen"
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post #9 of 78
5/13/08 at 7:48pm
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I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."

You've been a ladies man ever since.
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post #10 of 78
5/13/08 at 8:30pm
Does anyone remember that very old TV show Gomer Pyle? The lead character (Gomer) use to say "Shazam" many times in each episode.
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post #11 of 78
5/13/08 at 8:31pm
lol. Kids say the darnest things.

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Originally Posted by JesseJB View Post
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."
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post #12 of 78
5/13/08 at 8:56pm
A movie line, but an appropriate response to every question where the answer is self-evident:

'You're obviously not a golfer'.

People who get it, get it. The rest, well, don't.
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post #13 of 78
5/14/08 at 12:14am
heard an Aussie on the radio the other day refer to something as "leaner than the butcher's dog." I'm still trying to figure out what it means.
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post #14 of 78
5/14/08 at 5:37am
+1 on "what chu talkin bout willis" sadly i was introduced to that line through Biggie

I like these

"Close but no cigar"

"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

"I RULE!"

some more:

"Fuck you, pay me!"

"...gonna shove your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets FUCKED"

"Good night, and good luck."

"this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship..."

"Buddy buddy, we are BACK in business!"

haha i realize most of these aren't even funny, just my favorite catchphrases
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post #15 of 78
5/14/08 at 6:13am
- "mutt's nuts"

- "bees knees"

- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

- LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!
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