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post #46 of 54
5/10/08 at 4:06pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
You mean, ditch Patti and Angela?

No can do.

At least listen to them on an ipod so that nobody else hears.
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post #47 of 54
5/10/08 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
When I was at the wine store they had a half-bottle of Guiraud (can't remember the vintage but it wasn't a '90), I debated it, but I didn't want to spend $50 on something I wasn't sure i'd like. I found that it had a taste similar to gewurztraminer, but much stronger, and without any acidity.
What, the Guiraud, or the one you bought that you didn't like? Suprised, a little, about the Gewurtz comparison, but hey.
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Originally Posted by SirSuturesALot View Post
Glad to hear it. I have a bottle of 1990 Suduiraut waiting to be popped.
Now is the time!
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post #48 of 54
5/11/08 at 1:55am
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post
What, the Guiraud, or the one you bought that you didn't like? Suprised, a little, about the Gewurtz comparison, but hey.


The crappy one I bought.
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post #49 of 54
5/11/08 at 1:54pm
conne, go read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm.

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Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Why the connedude attempted to have sex with the obese chick is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male...At first glimpse, we thought the connedude was killing the fat chick," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa...But then we realised that the connedude's intentions were rather more amorous."


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post #50 of 54
5/11/08 at 4:29pm
^^^Excellent.
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post #51 of 54
5/11/08 at 9:19pm
Maybe go take her to see the Tina Turner tour?

JB
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post #52 of 54
5/13/08 at 2:30pm
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Become friends with the guy and convince him to let you pull the Houdini onher (Note I did not say whodini). Make sure they're in a bottom floor bedroom with the window open. Tell him to start fuckin her doggystyle. Walk by so she can see you out the window. Slowly and quietly enter the room and tagteam it out so you're fuckin her and he's not. Then, have HIM walk by the window so she can see him and realize he's not fuckin her anymore.
Problem solved connedude.

Doggystyle is properly performed outside.
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post #53 of 54
5/13/08 at 6:26pm
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Originally Posted by jkennett View Post
Conne- you need to seriously reinvent yourself for ohio state next fall... (you're headed there, right?) For the next few months concentrate on building some self esteem, hitting the gym, and practice hitting on girls that you don't already know. These girls already know you're a pushover, and they're just taking advantage of you. Stop being the sorority's bitch. Self confidence is really the key. And, I promise... Columbus has a lot more nice looking girls than rural NY has, and they know absolutely nothing about you. So... go into Ohio strong, and stay strong. That'd be my play game.

You're asking him to alter his DNA - not gonna happen.

Anyway, this thread delivers! Thanks for the laughs.
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post #54 of 54
5/14/08 at 5:25pm
Isn't Wright Patterson Air Force Base close to Columbus, OH.............
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