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Conneman got girl problems :(

post #1 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:14pm
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Ok sothis. Hot girl I've been hitting on for a long time is suddenly all over this douchey bro from the Air Force. Why doesn't she want some connedude for dessert?

Does making another drink solve this?
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post #2 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:20pm
Sounds like you may have to step your game up Sir.
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post #3 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:31pm
What's not to understand? You've been hitting on her with no results, and she likes somebody (not you). Sometimes you've got to let a caged bird fuck some dude she digs.
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post #4 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:34pm
Can't help you without pics of all three persons involved.
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post #5 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:38pm
have you tried putting extra rufies in her drink? Just kiding. pass on her, hit on her friend, and she will suddnely want you
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post #6 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:40pm
Become friends with the guy and convince him to let you pull the Houdini onher (Note I did not say whodini). Make sure they're in a bottom floor bedroom with the window open. Tell him to start fuckin her doggystyle. Walk by so she can see you out the window. Slowly and quietly enter the room and tagteam it out so you're fuckin her and he's not. Then, have HIM walk by the window so she can see him and realize he's not fuckin her anymore.
Problem solved connedude.
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post #7 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:41pm
Being a homosexual isn't technically a "girl problem"

dl
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post #8 of 54
5/9/08 at 8:43pm
Conne,

A few suggestions for you:

1. Another bottle and some dusty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJknm...eature=related


2. Wallowing in past glory's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVCFc...eature=related


3. Drinking yourself blind to the sound of old T. Rex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Phd1pj_URE


4. Demanding a little respect:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfPEY...eature=related
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post #9 of 54
5/9/08 at 9:07pm
Conne:

I have a hypothetical girl problem for you. You buy yourself a hoe for the night. Just as you slip it in, she raises the price. What do you do?
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post #10 of 54
5/9/08 at 9:28pm
fight him or drastically change your attitude about life and women.
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post #11 of 54
5/9/08 at 9:35pm
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Originally Posted by dl20 View Post
Being a homosexual isn't technically a "girl problem"

dl

+1
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post #12 of 54
5/9/08 at 9:37pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
Does making another drink solve this?

Absolutely!
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post #13 of 54
5/9/08 at 9:41pm
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Originally Posted by Brian278 View Post
Absolutely!

Conne, you can join teh g33k in abstinence. I'm drinking Sauternes tonight.
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post #14 of 54
5/9/08 at 10:54pm
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Conne, you can join teh g33k in abstinence. I'm drinking Sauternes tonight.

Oh man, just pulled a non-vintage TBA out of the cellar. It was incredible.
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post #15 of 54
5/9/08 at 11:26pm
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Conne, you can join teh g33k in abstinence. I'm drinking Sauternes tonight.
Oooh, I've been on a buying splurge lately. Which one?
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