
This would be my first attempt ever at eggs benedict and there's a few things I'd like to point out, most importantly though, I learned an invaluable lesson when it comes to cooking, FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS. Not so much the proportions, but the order... I'll get to that later. Anyways, my usual approach to cooking is to throw stuff together and pray. I call this a success, since I usually have trouble cooking pasta and where microwaving something is borderline too much effort. I'm proud of my work damnit! 1.) It's english muffin bread, pretty good stuff. A little big though. 2.) This was my first time poaching an egg, ever. I think it worked out ok. One egg broke it's yolk and ended up a total disaster. The white came off and floated on the top

However one ended up pretty good, the yolk was nice and liquid as I broke it. Wow that really does maker a difference! The 3rd egg was inbetween, a little solid, but still a still gooey. 3.) I fucked up on the hollandaise sauce big time. What you see was actually my second attempt. The first time.. I didn't think for a second and poured the egg into the saucepan first. The result was some disgusting chunky mixture that I had to throw away instantly. Too much butter too. However with my second attempt, I had 2 eggs left (actually 3 but one had already been boiled, wtf!). I cracked the second egg over the sink, trying to remove the white, but then it slipped and fell down. FUCK. I had to make do with one egg so as you can see, there was barely enough for even one. Also I left it a little thick, which is ok considering this is my first attempt. The sauce was quite tangy, which I liked, because I added a LOT of lemon but it worked out great. Though I'm not quite sure how a proper hollandaise sauce is supposed to taste. 4.) Yum, added chopped up bacon bits. Was great. Love to keep experimenting with adding new things. Overall though I'm quite happy about the end result. Tasty, filling, and I loved the way the broken yolk goo added to the texture of the product. At first I considered an easier alternative to poaching but after having one that worked great, I decided to keep it up (just learn to poach better). Also I will follow order more carefully. I usually just wing everything and I got it right with the proportions this time though, in fact the recipe actually screwed me up.