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maclovin 
Dearest Roikins and similar chappies, The mind boggles at why a good man such as yourself would entertain such an unholy act as bastardizing one of God's greatest creations. The hamburger stands, and it stands alone. To add such an ingredient as foie gras, which this humble gentleman surely loves, is to gild a lily that needs no gold. It travels to the realm of conspicuous consumption and leaves a bitter taste in the mouth of those around you. Even the consumption of Boeuf Rossini is questionable in these times, but to eat a burger Rossini is sacrilege. The burger is a mans food providing sustinence and satisfaction. Do not be a pantywaist and try to gussy up this fine masterpiece. I remain with burger and beer. Yours. Mac
Goodly Mac, I cannot help but concur wholeheartedly with your ruminations. One should enjoy a fine Hammburger Patty with a hunk of freshly baked bread, several slices of deftly carved Pig's Bacon, and a hearty slice of fine Cow's Cheese. It is to be lathered in Enriched Tomato Sauce (called "Ketchup" in some distant lands) and accompanied by a cold tankard of ale. Deepest regards, etc. Lord Conne, 7th Earl of Cheddarisbetter