I could go on for hours but here are a few of the worst: The combination of: Navy 2 button blazer - usually bought at a Polo outlet, or in the case of some unfortunates, at Sears. White button down oxford cloth shirt, usually purchased at K-Mart or Van Huesen. So stiff that it almost stands up on its' own, the collar points are short and have no roll, the neck is two sizes two large, the sleeves are 3" too short (or it has short sleeves Â

) Some atrociously ugly printed tie, probably by "Jerry Garcia." (Maybe we should be thankful it doesn't say "Chevy" or that it doesn't have Tigger and the gang bouncing all over it?) Pleated khakis that are hemmed 4" too long. A belt that would look appropriate if you were wearing it to paint your house. Horridly scuffed  "comfort shoes."  White athletic socks. Or perhaps they have realized that the aforementioned "business dress" isn't appropriate so they have graduated to: A navy double breasted suit that is at least one size too small - except that the sleeves reach past the knuckles and the pants are so long they pool around the ankles. The same button-down shirt A tie so limp it must be sending subliminal messages about the wearer's manhood. Cotton dress socks that have been washed so many times they have developed a nice flannel finish. Tassel loafers - so worn that the tassels and kilties have curled heavenward. Or, worst of all, rubber-soled Rockport wingtips that have gone without polish for so long that they have turned from black to grey. Of course I am assuming that they wore a jacket and are sparing us the sight of a partially untucked dress shirt  Â
