Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I've been busy releasing my inner AmJack!
That's right, I said it... here's how it goes my biatches...
For breakfast in the morning I have steel cut oats because that's what Ryan Reynolds ate to get in shape for Blade 3 and he was f#$%ing RIPPED in that movie... then I drink two Monster Energy drinks to get PUMPED.
I throw on a sleeveless Nike Dri-Fit shirt and some workout pants along with my sweet Nike Air Edge cross-trainers and head for the gym. Cover my bedhead with a beanie.
When I get to the gym, f#ck the legs, I'm just working my guns 'cause that's what the ladies see first.
On my MP3 I'm listening to kickass music like Kanye's Stronger
, Kid Rock's Cocky
and Boom by P.O.D. That emo and alternative sh*t doesn't work for the gym and if you really want to get pumped, try some Eminem or Linkin Park.
After taking a shower and shaving my chest
, I'm ready to roll in my ripped-up AE jeans, flip-flops and an Abercrombie t-shirt (muscle fit to highlight all the work in the gym). Headed outside, throw on my aviators and a visor - the only sun I need is from the tanning bed!
How's this for a night at the club? English Laundry shirt, 7 for All Mankind jeans, and my black Kenneth Coles plus Armani Code cologne. My fellow netgents, this is what the ladies notice - not whether your suit is canvassed or your jeans are selvage.
Ladies also notice watches and I get more compliments on my Tag than you would f#cking believe.
But speaking of suits, when I need to dress up, a striped shirt from Banana Republic goes great with my tan Canali. But don't worry, I'll wear a pocket square.
Oh yeah, if you see me somewhere and I'm talking or I ignore you, don't be a hater, I'm probably just on my bluetooth.
So that's how I roll. Any questions?