Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I've been busy releasing my inner AmJack!
That's right, I said it... here's how it goes my biatches...
For breakfast in the morning I have steel cut oats because that's what Ryan Reynolds ate to get in shape for Blade 3 and he was f#$%ing RIPPED in that movie... then I drink two Monster Energy drinks to get PUMPED.
I throw on a sleeveless Nike Dri-Fit shirt and some workout pants along with my sweet Nike Air Edge cross-trainers and head for the gym. Cover my bedhead with a beanie.
When I get to the gym, f#ck the legs, I'm just working my guns 'cause that's what the ladies see first.
On my MP3 I'm listening to kickass music like Kanye's Stronger, Kid Rock's Cocky and Boom by P.O.D. That emo and alternative sh*t doesn't work for the gym and if you really want to get pumped, try some Eminem or Linkin Park.
After taking a shower and shaving my chest, I'm ready to roll in my ripped-up AE jeans, flip-flops and an Abercrombie t-shirt (muscle fit to highlight all the work in the gym). Headed outside, throw on my aviators and a visor - the only sun I need is from the tanning bed!
How's this for a night at the club? English Laundry shirt, 7 for All Mankind jeans, and my black Kenneth Coles plus Armani Code cologne. My fellow netgents, this is what the ladies notice - not whether your suit is canvassed or your jeans are selvage.
Ladies also notice watches and I get more compliments on my Tag than you would f#cking believe.
But speaking of suits, when I need to dress up, a striped shirt from Banana Republic goes great with my tan Canali. But don't worry, I'll wear a pocket square.
Oh yeah, if you see me somewhere and I'm talking or I ignore you, don't be a hater, I'm probably just on my bluetooth.
So that's how I roll. Any questions?
Edited by Bradford - 3/28/12 at 2:16pm