1. Â Your PDA (in my case, Sony Clie) is used to carry your measurements and telephone numbers of tailors 2. Â You pass a loving glance towards your line-up of shoes everytime you walk past them 3. Â The first thing you think about when buying a house is 'where can I build a shoe closet' 4. Â (Only applies in Hong Kong) Everytime a car passes by with the license plate "JL" you start thinking about ... damn it, you know what you are thinking. 5. Â 8695, 2466, 7000, 9026, 606, 808, 32, 180, 696, 598 ... no, these are not random numbers 6. Â You forgot there are sushi restaurants in Tokyo 7. Â You rushed pass Cipriani, leaving your date behind, only to catch a glance at Vacca's window 8. Â You change your shirt, tie, and/or shoes at least twice a day 9. Â You have a separate wardrobe for i) business, ii) dinner, iii) grocery shopping 10. Â Mr. Martini left Borrelli last year, and is now in charge of the Kiton store; Marcello lost his luggage with 3 custom Kiton suits; Green has updated the 202 with 82 --- these are news to you 11. Â You walk into a shoe store "just to take a look" 12. Â You almost missed the flight because the airport Hermes happens to stock most of the current Lobb models 13. Â Chestnut and pine are two very different colours 14. Â You have very different opinions about your next vacation trip to Firenze (but you can't tell your girlfriend/wife) 15. Â You plan a secret itinery: "honey, first we will hit the Spanish Steps..." (hmm.. that should cover Battistoni, Lattanzi, Bonora ...) "and then I know this great restaurant around Barberini ..." (and Brioni, Gatto ...) 16. You know you are obsessed but you console yourself by joining this forum ... "see, they are worse than me, I'm going to NEED another pair of Dover in 888 so I can post a review for these sick people here"