1. You find yourself editing conversations with your significant other, not for references to a relationship with another woman, but a relationship with your tailor. 2. Your significant other comes in holding a shirt and looking angry. She points out not lipstick on the collar, but the price tag. 3. You yearn to gain a couple pounds so that 44R Brioni jacket you found in Filene's will fit. 4. You're lost when your roomate brings up a column on ESPN.com's page 2, because instead you spent your 'net leisure time perusing Japanese shoe sites that you can't read, nor explain in this situation. 5. At 24, you find yourself trying to wear older clothes to dinner with your parents, so they don't realize how much new stuff you've been buying and ask for that college tuition back. 6. Your significant other sits on a couch and looks bored while you shop, instead of the other way around. Alright, I have a problem... You realize that despite all this, you're not done shopping.