Please settle a bacon argument

chorse123 · Mar 22, 2008

Is lettuce a condiment? Is tomato? No, they are toppings.

Can you dip your french fries in bacon? I guess you could, and it probably would be delicious, but the logistics seem complicated.

Manton · Mar 22, 2008

OK, what I want to know is, why haven't any of the libs brought up the famous Reagan Administration "ketchup is a vegetable" EO?

TheFoo · Mar 22, 2008

Originally Posted by chorse123

Is lettuce a condiment? Is tomato? No, they are toppings.

Can you dip your french fries in bacon? I guess you could, and it probably would be delicious, but the logistics seem complicated.

Two words: food processor.

kronik · Mar 22, 2008

Originally Posted by Manton

Even better: http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/produ..._chocolate_pig I really want one of these. What a Bar Mitzvah gift!
I've had the Mo's Bacon Bar that this is representative of. It was "alright".

Manton · Mar 22, 2008

Originally Posted by mafoofan

Unfortunately, she knows I'm a Federalist Society member. I'm screwed already.

The only book of her's I managed to struggle through cover-to-cover was Love's Knowledge. I did it to impress a girl. I still have it. I don't remember -- if I ever knew -- what it says.

GQgeek · Mar 22, 2008

Originally Posted by chronoaug

Scallops wrapped in ketchup?

Then again, i'm very anti-ketchup on anything so i'm probably not the one to ask. That said, bacon might be the most glorious food. I believe there was an entire thread devoted to it awhile back.

+1

Ketchup is disgusting on anything except a burger or hotdog.

hopkins_student · Mar 22, 2008

Originally Posted by GQgeek

+1

Ketchup is disgusting on anything except a burger or hotdog.
**** that, ketchup is amazing. In fact, most things with which ketchup is eaten, especially french fries, are merely vehicles for transporting ketchup much like cigarettes are merely vehicles for nicotine. I call french fries "ketchup spoons."

alliswell · Mar 22, 2008

Here comes the science:

http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html

I'm not saying bacon is bad - hey, I went to McHales on 46th street for Valentine's Day when the place was still there and ordered the bacon plate to start - but ketchup rings all the bells. Except the beer bell, but the OP seems to have got that one covered.

TheFoo · Mar 22, 2008

Dcg deserves a prize, or the rest of us should be punished severely. This thread has reached well into page two when it had no real reason to live beyond post two.

EDIT: It's particularly confounding that the poll reveals vibrant disagreement on the matter. Jeezus, maybe we actually need to talk this one out.

Brian278 · Mar 23, 2008

Bacon is not a condiment, but I agree with everything else coming forth from the OP. It goes with an amazing number of foods (though not all), and it is a magical food. I made some for a mid-afternoon snack just today. I wish I was eating some right now.

chronoaug · Mar 23, 2008

Originally Posted by robin

The answer is bacon chocalate.
Reminds me of the simpsons where a bacon and chocolate truck crash into each other forming an awesome treat. "Move over eggs, bacon just got a new best friend." Or, of course you can always bacon up that sausage:

spacemanvt · Mar 23, 2008

i dont like bacon. that **** is nasty

im not a big pork fan in general tho.

dusty · Mar 23, 2008

This is a condiment: Bacon salt These, I just really want to link: Bacon lollipops Bacon chocolate-chip cookies Bacon cupcakes

amerikajinda · Mar 23, 2008

Bacon makes everything better

chronoaug · Mar 23, 2008

^^^ If that's real, can you give me a link where i can buy that? I'm curious

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