In the first month of shaving with a straight razor I...
... sliced a dime sized chunk of my cheek off
... nicked both of my ears
... nicked my nose
... was gripped by unnecessary fear
Once I figures out the angles and a good way to hold the blade I haven't nicked myself too bad since. It might also be due to the fact that I shave with cold water.
Cold water closes the pores, thus creating your hairs to stand firm which allows them to be properly cut.
Also I've noticed that I'm not as cranky or pessimistic in the morning after my shave. It really does force you to slow down and be in the moment.
My process (takes me an average of 15 minutes):
1. Setup the mug, strop, blade and towel
2. Fill my mug up with cold water and place my brush in the mug, ensuring to swirl it around to knock out air trapped in the brushes bristles. (If I use a soap instead of cream I will dampen the cake so that it absorbs the water and loosens up.)
3. Take a shower, but the last 30ish seconds I switch the temp fully to cold (wakes you up for sure).
4. Work the soap/cream into a lather and apply it to my face in clockwise motion the first pass and then counter-clockwise the second pass
5. Strop the blade with the canvas side of the strop for 10 passes, then switch to the leather side for 30-50 passes depending on the temperature of the air. Wipe the blade clean after this.
6. Reapply the lather one more time.
7. Stretch and shave with the grain. Wipe the used lather and hair off the blade with either the towel or a piece of tissue paper.
8. Reapply lather and go across the grain.
9. Rinse my face with cold water and fix any nicks before patting my face dry and applying my after shave or astringent (which should clear out the chalk blotches from the pen).
10. Go kiss my lady.