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JoeWoah

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What's the general consensus on fake tans like light/moderate color from a spray-on Mystic Tan or the moisturizers that give a slight tan too?

Obviously, too dark or orange is not the desired effect, at least on my end anyway, but it's certainly better than using the cancer booth and working towards the tanned leather look.

If you do it, what do you use?


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Epic Fail or Evolution Chart?
 
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While I prefer a real tan, either from the sun or a tanning bed, I have found that Dove Energy Glow does a nice job if you don't overdo it.
 
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That pic made me laugh out loud in the quiet law school library. Thanks...
 
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I don't even think that guy in white is wearing matching jacket/trousers

+1 on the dove energy glow...I got a free sample of it and thought it was just lotion...I had a pretty nice tan on only my arms...(and orange palms...)
 
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Originally Posted by slycedbred
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+1 on the dove energy glow...I got a free sample of it and thought it was just lotion...I had a pretty nice tan on only my arms...(and orange palms...)

Yep - you have to wash your hands after applying the lotion or that will happen. Of course, if you don't realize its a bronzer...
 
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All credit due to Hot Chicks with Douchebags and Tucker Max for finding this stuff... I present to you his doucheyness: Joey Porsche.

JOEY FcUkiin CARRERA™ [warning: there is music, but its msypace, you can turn it off]

It gets even better on his profile. This is going to be awesome. Just check out these awesome pictures:




 
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Jesus Christ...what a waste.

(I haven't looked at his myspace, just at the pics you so kindly posted...I'm listening to Mozart's 23rd Piano concerto and whatever this waste of space has on his page can't be anywhere near as good)

Jon.
 
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I weep for the future.
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... there is more...

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... add a comment, it's too easy. I'd like to know the deal with the pursed lips though.

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Blow in Acapulco, from his Myspace. They even spelled it wrong!

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What Hillary thinks about everytime she needs to cry on cue.

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They make lifesized Bratz Dollz?

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... Apparently.

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What's he gargling? This board is too classy for me to speculate.
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His posse?
 
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Should I just start a new thread for this? I'm so off topic, sorry.
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