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Agreed! Although I honestly think they looked better a bit smaller.
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After seeing this, I have to admit, I wish my wife's breasts had stayed the size they were immediately after the birth of our children.
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Zip codes, meh.

Saks shoe dept. has its own zip code.

SS#'s matter.

I think Christina's should have one -- or two. They're 'nice little earners,' as the English say.

This doesn't mean they are little.
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After seeing this, I have to admit, I wish my wife's breasts had stayed the size they were immediately after the birth of our children.

+1000.

I was amazed at how much bigger my wife's boobs were when she was pregnant and nursing and how quickly they went back to their normal size once that ended.
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+1000.

I was amazed at how much bigger my wife's boobs were when she was pregnant and nursing and how quickly they went back to their normal size once that ended.

I'm not asking about your wife breasts in particular, so don't take this the wrong way, but do they get stretch marks after ballooning up and then coming back down?


Lol sorry to take a thread from hotness to a little weirdness/grossness.
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Some do and some don't. Thankfully, my wife's did not.
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I'm not asking about your wife breasts in particular, so don't take this the wrong way, but do they get stretch marks after ballooning up and then coming back down?


Lol sorry to take a thread from hotness to a little weirdness/grossness.

Think of it this way: did you ever have a fast growth spurt or lift weights very heavily? Get a stretch mark or two on your delts or biceps? Same deal. Only boobs are adipose tissue (fat) not muscle.
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Think of it this way: did you ever have a fast growth spurt or lift weights very heavily? Get a stretch mark or two on your delts or biceps? Same deal. Only boobs are adipose tissue (fat) not muscle.

I wish I could get my arms to grow as fast as a nursing woman's breasts do!
Or lose weight as quickly as they do after they're done nursing, for that matter.
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Agreed! Although I honestly think they looked better a bit smaller.

you two discussing this is like two kosher jews or muslims discussing great bbq pork.
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you two discussing this is like two kosher jews or muslims discussing great bbq pork.

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you two discussing this is like two kosher jews or muslims discussing great bbq pork.

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If I could quickly think of a great comeback, you'd both have been owned by now.


That's a warning!
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She is the hottest woman on the planet to me. I saw her live a few years ago and she is great. She looked hot in both Maxim spreads she had out. She also has a great voice. The things I would with her would make you guys sick. I would hit it every way you can. I would do it if she was on the rag or not. I would even head to browntown. She is my dreamgirl. Her husband is a lucky man.
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The things I would with her would make you guys sick. I would hit it every way you can. I would do it if she was on the rag or not. I would even head to browntown. She is my dreamgirl.
Yeesh.

JB
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The things I would with her would make you guys sick.
Thanks for the warning.
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I would hit it every way you can. I would do it if she was on the rag or not...
Too late. Plus it was starting to sound like a Dr. Seuss thing.

I would hit it every way you can.
I would hit it sam I am.
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