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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I am bad at parallel parking to where I avoid doing that act whenever I can. Sometimes my passenger cries out "Oh, oh, there's a spot of which you can park!!!" But it would require parallel parking and so I tell him I'm going to park farther away because he is getting fat needs to do cardio just basically turn the tables.

Perhaps some 4/20 to calm dat nerves while purrelel parking?
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hahahahahahaha!!!! rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif

4/20!!!!!
post #56253 of 57458
Okay big news gang looks like "the old ball coach" is going to serve as honorary Mr. Two Bits. Won't even lie, I never imagined I'd see the day.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

hahahahahahaha!!!! rotflmao.gifrotflmao.gifrotflmao.gif

4/20!!!!!

I cackled for an hour after reading this and realizing that it was a reference to the pots. At first I was all "hey man c'mon now everyone knows that should reduce down to 1/5 time to simplify y'know" but then I got it.
post #56255 of 57458
I have low t (low testicles).
post #56256 of 57458
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I have low t (low testicles).

How'd the date go, biatch? Hopefully your balls are low now because Huma bit into and swung on them like a rusty pendulum broken free from the timely application of ejaculatory lube.
post #56257 of 57458
One of the things that I am superior at in my marriage is that my corrected vision is better than my wife's natural vision.
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I just got on the jumbo screen at a baseball game. But since I'm a professional I was looking at the camera and ignoring my magnified visage.
post #56259 of 57458
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

How'd the date go, biatch? Hopefully your balls are low now because Huma bit into and swung on them like a rusty pendulum broken free from the timely application of ejaculatory lube.

It went well, cool woman. Oddly we both only eat one meal a day (dinner).
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Did you close?
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Do people actually get laid on their first date?
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Yes

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My boy is nine months old now and just started daycare.
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You guys are talking about pB. It's been well established that he doesn't have sex
post #56265 of 57458
I wauw see a pic of this lil celebtapping sex kitten.
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