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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post


As suspected; a power bottom.


Yes, I possess a powerful bottom indeed. As a gorilla with 10% body fat and all muscle, my toosh has benefited tremendously. I also do hip thrusts in my spare time to woo the sexy gorillettes. 

post #56237 of 57439
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Originally Posted by GorillinFool View Post




It's a great question, DaderVave. I respect Jill Stein immensely. She has the silver hair, so to speak. And I look up to Silverback Gorillas immensely. We would make great partners, both in politics and in bed. 

You sound like you'll be a quality addition to the political landscape of the United States.
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Limonuna3na3, no humidity, and a ball game coming up.
post #56239 of 57439
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Originally Posted by GorillinFool View Post
 

 

Contrary to what the public saw, that was a highly coordinated "act" where I faked my death. 

 

You must be aware of the movement, #dicksoutforharambe. Should people continue to have their dick out in your name? 

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Originally Posted by VaderDave View Post


You sound like you'll be a quality addition to the political landscape of the United States.


Thank you for your kind words, DaderVave. I agree with your assessment, as byassed as that may be.

 

As you can see with my reputation amongst you homos of sapien of this fauna, I am already "making a difference," so to speak. 

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Why does your kind smell so horrible? I tried to visit you once in the gorilla enclosure but could not approach because of the smell. People said it was your pheromones but others said it was because you practiced poor hygiene like shitting in your hand and licking your own balls
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Why do gorillas lick their ball you may ask . Any fool knows ,because they can.

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For GF and his T level:

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Perhaps GorillinFool could give GF a testosterone injection--I would think he has an animalistic excess of testosterone.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Why does your kind smell so horrible? I tried to visit you once in the gorilla enclosure but could not approach because of the smell. People said it was your pheromones but others said it was because you practiced poor hygiene like shitting in your hand and licking your own balls


I understand your disgust. There are many a thing that we gorillas do that would never make sense to your ilk. For instance, my late father, Babambe, taught me a special trick for when I'm stressed: he taught me that you should safely store your foreskin in your pouch for times of duress.

 

That is why I chew on my foreskin when I am nervous. After many years and many a taxing situation, there isn't much left of it. But the silver lining is that it fits in my pouch much easier now.

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There is nothing more thrilling than being watched parallel parking in a tiny space in a Midwestern city where people do not think this is possible. Nothing.
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That sounds like the least thrilling thing in the world. 

post #56248 of 57439
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post
 

That sounds like the least thrilling thing in the world. 

 

I don't mean to make a monkey out of you, but maybe he meant to say Gorillin instead of thrillin

post #56249 of 57439
I am a simple man who leads a simple life.
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I am bad at parallel parking to where I avoid doing that act whenever I can. Sometimes my passenger cries out "Oh, oh, there's a spot of which you can park!!!" But it would require parallel parking and so I tell him I'm going to park farther away because he is getting fat needs to do cardio just basically turn the tables.
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