Yes, I possess a powerful bottom indeed. As a gorilla with 10% body fat and all muscle, my toosh has benefited tremendously. I also do hip thrusts in my spare time to woo the sexy gorillettes.
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You sound like you'll be a quality addition to the political landscape of the United States.
Thank you for your kind words, DaderVave. I agree with your assessment, as byassed as that may be.
As you can see with my reputation amongst you homos of sapien of this fauna, I am already "making a difference," so to speak.
Why does your kind smell so horrible? I tried to visit you once in the gorilla enclosure but could not approach because of the smell. People said it was your pheromones but others said it was because you practiced poor hygiene like shitting in your hand and licking your own balls
I understand your disgust. There are many a thing that we gorillas do that would never make sense to your ilk. For instance, my late father, Babambe, taught me a special trick for when I'm stressed: he taught me that you should safely store your foreskin in your pouch for times of duress.
That is why I chew on my foreskin when I am nervous. After many years and many a taxing situation, there isn't much left of it. But the silver lining is that it fits in my pouch much easier now.