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post #55861 of 57346
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Originally Posted by ChiliinFool View Post

I never give food away gratis or free at The Chili Chack. Nor do my employees on pain of immediate termination. The reason being is that there's a place nearby where I go to make love to women and they never, ever comp me a making love even though I am a regular. Do you know I have to sell eight full price "Ch-Ch-Chili Max Platter with Fanta" just to earn one making love?

If any of you have developed friendly thoughts toward me during my years at this website, do remember that when you dine at The Chili Chack you are enabling me to make love.

Why don't you just cut out the middle man [sic] and make love with your employees? Or with your customers in exchange for six or seven bowels of chili? Or just with the chili?
post #55862 of 57346
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Originally Posted by erictheobscure View Post

Why don't you just cut out the middle man [sic] and make love with your employees? Or just with the chili?

American Chili?
post #55863 of 57346
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Originally Posted by erictheobscure View Post


Why don't you just cut out the middle man [sic] and make love with your employees? Or with your customers in exchange for six or seven bowels of chili? Or just with the chili?


I am one step ahead of you, ericofskewer. It turns out that the Government frowns on said activity by means of its (in)justice system, if you see the certain logic of my words. I don't want to reveal too much but suffice it to say that I have had to pay a pretty penny at the behest of Judges.

 

As to your last suggestion, I will just quote one of my illegitimate children: "I don't even."

post #55864 of 57346
I hear in Cincinnati they even have three-ways and four-ways with their chili.
post #55865 of 57346

I bought a new watch! That makes me happy!! LOL

post #55866 of 57346

What kind of watch did you purchased? All the people want to know now!

post #55867 of 57346
nobody wants to know

mathis is just pretending because he's super nice but in a disingenuous kind of way
post #55868 of 57346

I am not allowed to have a watch because it will make me to defigh authority at bedtime rsrsrs! I asked Father Christmas for Pateck watch but I got cole.

 

When I want to know what is the time I envoy a mensagem to Find Funn and he tells me what is the time. (Unless he is chastizing his naybors for being like hors's rsrsrs!)

post #55869 of 57346
Mathis did the man down the street tell you to hide his gold watch in the same way Captain Koons hid his from the Vietcong??
post #55870 of 57346
Come on now HRoi, Mathis is a little boy.
post #55871 of 57346

Yes I do want a Captain Kangaroo watch! Where is it hidden is it in another thread? Please tell me if you find it it looks like this!!!! (Don't tell my papa thowe rsrsrs!)

 

post #55872 of 57346
Good answer, Mathis! That's exactly what HRoi was trying to ask you are good at English no two ways.
post #55873 of 57346
I think it's kind of sad how L'Inc goes out of his way to be nice to random kids on the internet while ignoring and being a jerk to his own son.
post #55874 of 57346
I put my boy in to Dutch school and also rented a very expensive cat ("Burgess") to look after him (such as get his shoes on) if that is being a jerk then there are children all over the world who wisht I would be a jerk, put 'er that way!
post #55875 of 57346
In "Dutch school" do they pay half the bill?
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