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I think that's the point veni was making.

Wrong person?
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Yes, we're penis pals. You busted all over me. happy.gif

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Wrong person?


TWSS . . .
Buth otherwise, nope. biggrin.gif

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HRoi said he does call you a taxi afterwards though...

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Being well liked regulars has its rewards.
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I never give food away gratis or free at The Chili Chack. Nor do my employees on pain of immediate termination. The reason being is that there's a place nearby where I go to make love to women and they never, ever comp me a making love even though I am a regular. Do you know I have to sell eight full price "Ch-Ch-Chili Max Platter with Fanta" just to earn one making love?

 

If any of you have developed friendly thoughts toward me during my years at this website, do remember that when you dine at The Chili Chack you are enabling me to make love.

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Thread is back on track. laugh.gif
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If any of you have developed friendly thoughts toward me during my years at this website, do remember that when you dine at The Chili Chack you are enabling me to make love.

What if we dont dine, but buy the lingerie you sell?

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What if we dont dine, but buy the lingerie you sell?


The lingerie portion of my business, which had become even more profitable than the chili side, was shut down by The State because it violated Health Code Regulations. Apparently there were concerns expressed about the provenance of said lingerie. Look I'm a man who does not ask too many questions, if you see what I'm saying. All I know is that I had lingerie in my possession and a desire to earn some extra cash.

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This was edible lingerie?
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It is not for me to tell anyone how to use the products I sell, but I think a person would have to have very good teeth and a strong constitution of stomach health in order to eat the lingerie, which was made of a silken material that I would characterize as silk. The primary purpose of lingerie is to cover the intimate parts of a woman, but only barely. When a woman's intimate parts are covered, but only barely, it creates an effect that is pleasing. I'm not sure of the evolutionary science behind this, but the effect is undeniable.

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Thank you ChillinFool for showing my erroneous ways re: dat bill of Mr. P'iobaire. I have tallied all the tabs and free accoutrements we have provided him over the past several years.

 

Mr. P'ioabire: please to provide address to which I can send dat bill of $16,879 (gratuity not included).

 

Thank you,

BillinFool

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Oh snap! Freeloadingbaire got served!

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Thank you ChillinFool for showing my erroneous ways re: dat bill of Mr. P'iobaire. I have tallied all the tabs and free accoutrements we have provided him over the past several years.

Mr. P'ioabire: please to provide address to which I can send dat bill of $16,879 (gratuity not included).

Thank you,
BillinFool
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It embarrasses me that I laughed at GF's poast.

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It's been said many times that I have a certain way with women let's just put 'er that way. Let me give you a xample of my skill level I recently did put charms aforethought on a lady by quoting almost verbatim a vignette by Waylon Mercy. Most guys would not have been able to produce results with such source material but maybe I am just a differnt breed so to speak (not literally a differnt breed I am a man of homo sapien).
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