Not sure if you guys remember Riptithe, who is an acquaintance of mine who donated lots of money to his church because he wanted his name sewn on the church's placket of acknowledgement. (He's called Riptithe because he's gonna tithe hell of money don't give a rip what anyone thinks.) Well I was thinking of Riptithe a couple of weeks ago gave me a great idea for a business I just opened up today. There are lots of people who want to donate large sums of money to a church in exchange for divine intervention in their favor, but they don't have the money. My business is I lend money to such people at very high rates of interest. I can charge the high rates because my clients are desparate for the Lord's intervention.