My friends back in NYC/CT requested some legit backwoods created Tennessee moonshine and it wasn't hard to find after I asked my Nashville disc golf
So Leon is like: "Okay I know a guy." texts... Then says, "You're in luck there's some White Lightning available now, you want to come get it with me? Its near a great burger place... Fat Mo's"
I'm curious and go (about 20min outside of Nashville) and he calls me as we get closer into some real backwoods country and says "hey maybe you want to hang back, these guy's be real rednecks... wait out in front I'll get if for you"
We pull up to the house and there's Trump, Fuck Hillary, and even a White Lives Matter!
signs on barb wire fence of the property. My friend goes inside gets the the moonshine and we go eat burgers after. While eating he laughs and says: "I didn't want them to hear your yankee accent, they might get nervous, also there's not that many asians there"
I take a bite of my Fat Mo's Burger, which is delicious, a little confused... because.... Leon's black...
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